Paul Barrett

If Satan Goes Bald
A collection of over five hundred ninety-nine brief but incredibly astute observations I wrote as a hedge against the crippling absurdities life loves to sling up for us like so much slop on a tin plate. Includes such classics as “Surfers hate microwaves.” and “Careless tailors rip what they sew.”
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The Adolescent Orange
By the acclaimed author of If Satan Goes Bald, over two hundred ninety-nine more brief observations best used to convince yourself life isn't harrowing, dreadful etc. By the time you finish reading this sentence you could have already purchased and I'm sitting on a cool $3.28 or whatever.

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